How to Differentiate between a Gentleman and a Douchebag at a Lounge / Club!!
Men at clubs are like diamonds. They all look the same, wear the same kind of clothes and have the same drink in their hand. Most of them also have the same dance moves. It is very difficult to differentiate the good and the bad one from an untrained eye.
Luckily, our expert scientist with a PhD (in Club Sciences) has come up with a scientific paper to differentiate the douchebag from the not so douchebag. Well, admit it guys, we’re all in the same boat.
Douchebags are smooth !
You may think that a guy who approaches you with total confidence and an amazing conversation starter might be the perfect guy. Well, have you wondered how many times he would have done that to become good at it? I know perseverance is an important but it is also dependent on the context. And a club is surely not the right context.
A gentleman, on the other hand, will try to make eye contact with you from a million miles away. He would probably be perspiring with the pressure of the first conversation. He is definitely not smooth. By the way, call the doctor if he faints. Don’t be flattered. It’s not you, it’s the perspiration resulting in dehydration.
The Dancer with no Dancing Boundaries.
This guy would probably have “Traveller” on his Tinder bio just because he travels all around the dance floor, hitchhiking from one girl to another in the hope that one of them won’t turn their backs at him. Well, hope has kept our species going forward, but you surely don’t want your kid to have his genes.
A gentleman would actually ask you whether you want to dance with him. Well, again he would be sweating. So check before putting your arms around him.
The Peacock !
The easiest one to figure out is the peacock. Evolutionary speaking, a peacock has his feathers only for one reason. Some action! They may look pretty but they are heavy, impractical and uncomfortable. Well, I am sure those words may have reminded you of someone you have seen already. The person trying to show all their tattoos by cutting off pieces of clothing is one such example.
A gentleman would make less of an effort on his outfit. He would not try too hard and be comfortable in his own skin.
Our scientists are constantly on alert to crunch the data and find more personality traits to stay away.
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